...Yes, I realize that only one of you on my Friends list actually has access to ohelo berry jam, seeing as we share the same fridge and all. I didn't say it was useful information. ...Substitute... I dunno, huckleberry? That might work.
"Nearest Book" Meme, stolen from b_c_draygon:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
There's a moment of biter's remorse, and that moment lasts a long, long time. ... I've never found "the one". Don't get me wrong–I've met a lot of great human girls. Some have been girlfriends, some have been snacks.
...Ahahahahahaha, The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You, by Vlad Mezrich. XDDDD