Things like this: SCOTTY CAAN, PORN COP. ...So, Scott Caan (better known as the new Hawaii Five-0's Danny Williams) was in this AWFUL MOVIE entitled Deep In The Valley that is basically a parody of porn. Anonymous Coward On The Internet has thoughtfully cut out most of the ninety or so minutes that we REALLY DON'T NEED TO SEE, and given us eleven minutes of Just Scott Caan in all his glory. GUYS, THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
As I told sirona_gs, what's really funny is that Scott's character in this is a cop, and he looks like Danny and he dresses like Danny and he talks with his hands like Danny... basically it's like THIS IS THE DREAM DANNY WILLIAMS HAD ONE TIME WHERE HE STARRED IN A PORNO.
...His name is ROD CANNON, guys, ROD CANNON, come on, you know you need this in your life.
Stolen from queenklu and leupagus, like the creepy journal-stalker I am.
In other news, I've only got one South Pacific documentary episode left. Let me tell you, guys, Benedict Cumberbatch's pronunciation of Hawaiian names is SO HORRIBLY BAD, oh god. It makes me wonder how awfully he's slaughtering the other Pacific languages, since I can't tell the difference. ...Benedict, darling, you're trying so hard~! *pinches his cheeks* The series is totally worth it, though, for
...Wow, it hasn't been raining for at least a couple of hours. That would be a first since I got back. I should maybe go mow the lawn or something, while I still can.