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Obey Zolac!
God-King of Hostilistan
Created on 2008-09-28 05:36:38 (#16693493), last updated 2009-11-08
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| Name: | Angela, Zolac no Miko |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1986-04-08 |
| Location: | United States |
I am a black hole. I am the better half of a lichen. I am the universe. I am special. I am the High-Priestess of Zolac, the God of Dead Ecotourists, God-King of Hostilistan, and Keeper of the Sacred Words: Je Suis Canadien, Copious Amounts of Gu, and Uncoverable Oozing Lesions. I am Jack's Incessant Sarcasm. I am a space heater, and a garbage disposal. I am bigger on the inside. I am... just so easily... lost my stuff. I am perfect. I am always serious, and I am never serious. This soup is who I am.
...But don't take my word for it. You can trust these celebrity testimonials!
"Take it, face uke." - Lauren (
shichahn)
"Can I have a quick second? I need to find the Ange in my pants." - Lisa (
graffitimoon)
"Angela: it's not a beverage, it's a lifestyle." - Heather (
cosmogonic)
"Angela! No, you are not Jesus! You are a muffin!" - Chris
Tell everyone how awesome I am!
Where have I been all your life? Check it out.

visited 27 states (54%)
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visited 9 states (4%)
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...But don't take my word for it. You can trust these celebrity testimonials!
"Take it, face uke." - Lauren (
"Can I have a quick second? I need to find the Ange in my pants." - Lisa (
"Angela: it's not a beverage, it's a lifestyle." - Heather (
"Angela! No, you are not Jesus! You are a muffin!" - Chris
Tell everyone how awesome I am!
Where have I been all your life? Check it out.
visited 27 states (54%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or determine the next president
visited 9 states (4%)
Create your own visited map of The World or determine the next president
Interests (59):
aimee mann, animals, anime, anne mccaffery, arthur c clarke, avatar, biology, blues, books, camping, cheese, chocolate, conservation, contra, cowboy bebop, doctor who, dr mcninja, ecology, fantasy, firefly, folk, food, fullmetal alchemist, fushigi yugi, hawaii, hero, heroes, hiking, inferno, iron and wine, isaac asimov, kurt vonnegut jr, lackadaisy, life on mars, lindy-hop, melanie rawn, metanoia, movies, music, nightwish, paradise lost, peter adams, placebo, poe, ray bradbury, rpgs, science, science fiction, sufjan stevens, swing, taekwondo, television, the decemberists, the panics, the screwtape letters, ursula k leguin, vienna teng, watership down, yugioh the abridged series
Schools:
Waiakea High School - Hilo, HI (2000 - 2004)Whitman College - Walla Walla, WA (2004 - 2008)
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