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Obey Zolac!

God-King of Hostilistan

Created on 2008-09-28 05:36:38 (#16693493), last updated 2009-11-11

797 comments received, 1,649 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Angela, Zolac no Miko
Birthdate:1986-04-08
Location:United States
Bio
I am a black hole. I am the better half of a lichen. I am the universe. I am special. I am the High-Priestess of Zolac, the God of Dead Ecotourists, God-King of Hostilistan, and Keeper of the Sacred Words: Je Suis Canadien, Copious Amounts of Gu, and Uncoverable Oozing Lesions. I am Jack's Incessant Sarcasm. I am a space heater, and a garbage disposal. I am bigger on the inside. I am... just so easily... lost my stuff. I am perfect. I am always serious, and I am never serious. This soup is who I am.

...But don't take my word for it. You can trust these celebrity testimonials!

"Take it, face uke." - Lauren ([info]shichahn)

"Can I have a quick second? I need to find the Ange in my pants." - Lisa ([info]graffitimoon)

"Angela: it's not a beverage, it's a lifestyle." - Heather ([info]cosmogonic)

"Angela! No, you are not Jesus! You are a muffin!" - Chris

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