Shooooooooowww~, I missed you shooooooooooowwwww~!!! T_T
Wasn't it basically, like, everything you've ever wanted?! :DD I mean hahaha the acting is still all very laughable sometimes, and I kept figuring shit out faster than the plot could keep up, and Grace Park nice try saying "haole" and not sounding awkward about it and oh, Alex, the makeup erasing your nipple tattoo is showing but, uh, this is H50 we're talking about here, I mean, there are standards of hilarity to adhere to.
But. I mean. (In no particular chronological order.)
STEVE AND DANNY.
CHIN. BAMFEST BAMF WHO EVER DID BAMF, ALL THE FUCKING TIME, YOU ARE THE BAMFEST, ILU CHIN.
STEVE AND DANNY. PRISON VISIT.
STEVE IN PRISON. LOOK AT HIS CRAAAAAZY EYES.
BAMF. CHIN. BAMF.
STEVE AND DANNY. ALL OF THE FEEEEEEEEEEELINGS.
LET'S JUST KEEP MAKING SOULFUL EYES AT EACH OTHER, STEVE AND DANNY.
YES. YES, STEVE. COMFORT YOUR BOYFRIEND. WHO IS DANNY.
DID I MENTION CHIN IS A BAMF?
MARK DACASCOS YOU ARE STILL THE SEXIEST THING SINCE SEX. CALL ME.
LET'S DRIVE A CAR REALLY FAST. AND SHOOT PEOPLE. AND KNIFE-HAND PEOPLE IN THE THROAT.
DID YOU SEE STEVE'S RIDICULOUS SHADES?
DANNY GETS ANGRY. VERY LOUDLY. AT STEVE. A LOT.
QUICK WE HAVE A LOT TO COVER AND NOT MUCH TIME, HOW QUICKLY CAN WE RESOLVE THIS PLOT? MONTAGE!!
STEVE AND DANNY, REALLY, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE.
AND CHIN IS A BAMF.
LONGBOARDS FOR ALL~!
...I want shave ice with azuki bean now! DD: And hey, hey, why don't the bad guys ever wear bullet-proof vests? Can't they afford them?
Aside from all of that, it was REALLY FREAKING DISTRACTING that they kept filming shit in my family's backyard. I mean, Tantalus, okay, Tantalus, and then all of the shots of Kapolei with my family's still-very-shiny-and-new property on PANORAMIC DISPLAY in the background, ohmigod. I mean, okay, yes, it's a small island, but honestly
So spoilery point number one being, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am so glad I didn't write Jenna into my epic fanfic-in-progress, I mean, what is that, I liked her and everything but I just didn't feel like it, maybe I'm subconsciously psychic?
Secondly, you just know Victor has been waiting for a chance to whisper tenderly in Steve's ear.
Thirdly... isn't it a problem that Kono shot someone??
Fourthly, why the fuck did Steve go to Moloka‘i
And for the record, the shit in the plot that I totally called instantly, wtf plot try and keep up with me, huh?: 1) Victor was helping Steve escape, duh; 2) the camera was in the CLOCK, YES, THE CLOCK, WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG; and 3) NOPE, SORRY, VICTOR'S ALREADY DEAD, TOO BAD.
...Walp. That's all I got. I think it's enough, really.
Shoooooooooooooowwwww~, I love you shooooooooooooooooooowwwww~!!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥