Hey This is hard for me because I have never done anything like this.. but I have a huge crush on you. I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious if you knew who this was. I'm really attracted to you and I think you would be wanting to get with *Read FULL Card Here* [url redacted]
...Also I feel I should mention that part of the url reads "hornylove".
Awwww guys, a robot has a crush on me! Or maybe it's a hot Russian babe who really wants my American dick!