...Except that I had this nightmare about aliens attacking the Earth with tornadoes and I was hiding from the tornadoes with a bunch of other people but an alien chihuahua found me and I was trying to kick it to death so it wouldn't give away our position but it was so tiny that I kept missing and my dead dog was there but she was scared so she escaped and was running around amongst the tornadoes and it was TERRIBLE.
But that was because of the guy with the leaf blower this morning, not because of the bed. The bed was GREAT. When
...I can't help noticing that the headboard (I HAVE A HEADBOARD! :DDD) is very handcuff-friendly. *cough*
I'm completely unpacked, but I'm missing my combat boots and my bike chain. This distresses me.