2. How disappointed am I that John Stewart and Steven Colbert are both on vacation this week, and thus will not be discussing Sarah Palin's wacky-ass speech? VERY DISAPPOINTED.
3. Uh, so I did this quiz thing. Does this count as a meme?
Your result for Roleplayer Test!...
Random, Character-Oriented, Platonic
As a Portraitist, the character is everything to you. You value the character's personality and development more than anything else, and your goal in roleplay is to flesh the character out in any and every way possible. You're the method actor of the roleplay world: you know your character through and through (you've probably done a ton of research) and you enjoy throwing your character into new and random situations just to prompt interesting reactions. However, you're hard to involve in any plots, mostly because ongoing stories that don't focus on exploring your character's innermost depths quickly bore you. Also, you might like to put your character in tragic/stressful situations a little too much.
HOW ACCURATE IS THAT? I mean, ok, the second-to-last sentence is bullshit, but the rest is perfect.