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May 13th, 2011

Every post is repost repost. [May. 13th, 2011|12:33 pm]
Angela, Zolac no Miko
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[Current Location |Bedroom, Hilo]
[Current Music |XO - Fall Out Boy]

Okay, so I wasn't going to do this, but it seems I just can't help myself. I've changed my mind. There are some things the world just really needs to see, and it would be irresponsible of me to stand in the way of humanity's ability to enjoy these wonderful things.

Things like this: SCOTTY CAAN, PORN COP. ...So, Scott Caan (better known as the new Hawaii Five-0's Danny Williams) was in this AWFUL MOVIE entitled Deep In The Valley that is basically a parody of porn. Anonymous Coward On The Internet has thoughtfully cut out most of the ninety or so minutes that we REALLY DON'T NEED TO SEE, and given us eleven minutes of Just Scott Caan in all his glory. GUYS, THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.

As I told sirona_gs, what's really funny is that Scott's character in this is a cop, and he looks like Danny and he dresses like Danny and he talks with his hands like Danny... basically it's like THIS IS THE DREAM DANNY WILLIAMS HAD ONE TIME WHERE HE STARRED IN A PORNO.

...His name is ROD CANNON, guys, ROD CANNON, come on, you know you need this in your life.

Stolen from queenklu and leupagus, like the creepy journal-stalker I am.

In other news, I've only got one South Pacific documentary episode left. Let me tell you, guys, Benedict Cumberbatch's pronunciation of Hawaiian names is SO HORRIBLY BAD, oh god. It makes me wonder how awfully he's slaughtering the other Pacific languages, since I can't tell the difference. ...Benedict, darling, you're trying so hard~! *pinches his cheeks* The series is totally worth it, though, for Benedict's voice the absolutely gorgeous scenery and camera work, and the amazing ground-breaking glimpses of rare animals and the fount of really interesting information. And anyway, he's hardly the first or the last to fail horribly at Hawaiian. *laughs at all of you forever*

...Wow, it hasn't been raining for at least a couple of hours. That would be a first since I got back. I should maybe go mow the lawn or something, while I still can.
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Watching television with my dad. [May. 13th, 2011|09:43 pm]
Angela, Zolac no Miko
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[Current Music |Thanks For The Memories - Fall Out Boy]

So there's this show on MTV called "Silent Library". It's a riff off of Japanese game shows, and it is unexpectedly hilarious, painful, and endearing. The idea is six friends compete together, they draw cards each round to see who has to undergo the surprise challenge. If the victim completes the challenge and the whole group avoids making too much noise (we're in a library, see, you have to be quiet), they win the money for that round, starting at $300 and going up. It's endearing because it's really cute to watch a group of bros, and then a group of WWE wrestlers, giggling and shushing each other and making sympathetic heart hands at each other. It's painful because oh my god some of the challenges. Some of them are just silly, like holding a pizza while your friends shoot the toppings at you with air guns, but then some are gross, like sitting in a nest and being fed a foul-tasting liquid by somebody dressed as a bird, or drinking a baby bottle full of fish water in twenty seconds, or eating a cookie made with coffee grounds and toothpaste in twenty seconds, and some are painful, like getting your hands slammed in a copy machine or having to sit at the end of a factory conveyor belt that drops cans on your junk or getting your nipples clamped and pulled by one of those automated horse races.


Later we were channel surfing, and there was some ghost show... on Animal Planet, I ask you, what even. Remember when television made sense? There was history on the History Channel, and the Animal Planet had animals. NOT GHOSTS. ...Anyway, this house had a wraith in it, and this team went in to BATTLE THE WRAITH, and they were burning sage and lighting saint candles and using holy water... and I was having a really hard time not giggling. look_alive, I think you know why. ♥
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