|Stalking fictional characters on the internet is fun!
||[May. 19th, 2011|01:56 am]
Angela, Zolac no Miko
Ahahahahahaha so. Using only Google Maps, a few seconds of Episode 1, and my brain, I FOUND STEVE MCGARRETT'S HOUSE. Totally check it out, guys. (It's the green arrow, not the A. Ignore the A.) Sadly, no, you cannot see Steve and Danno having sex on the beach.
THIS IS HIS ADDRESS:
5329 Kalanianaole Highway
Honolulu, Hawaii 96821
In real life the property is called The Bayer Estate, they have, like, weddings there and stuff.
...It really wasn't that hard to find. From the flyover shots they like to use to establish our location at Steve's house, I already knew the general area of O‘ahu his neighborhood is in. With some careful scrutiny, I was able to match the pattern of houses in and above the valley behind his neighborhood to ʻĀina Haina. So then I thought, I know what his roof, beach, and trees look like, I know what his neighbor's roofs, beaches, and trees look like, there's only so much coastline in ʻĀina Haina, how hard can it be? It took, like, five minutes.
A) I AM THE AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD, BOW DOWN IN THE FACE OF MY MAD SKILLS AND NATIVE GENIUS.
B) I AM THE DORKIEST DORK WHO EVER DORKED, HOW EMBARRASSING FOR ME AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME.
C) I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS.
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE.