--So there's this Fail Tree over by Chris' apartment (which I've taken to thinking of as "Westbrook Mauka") that has some sort of mutation at the tip of one of its branches that causes its organs in that region to think it is spring. So it's blooming. Just that one part of that one tree, while the rest of the hemisphere rusts and falls and fades. ...The tree is going to be sorely disappointed come winter.
--Watched the final Presidential Debate today. Coincidentally, received my ballot in the mail. WHOO VOTING! Having watched all of the debates, including the Veeps, I have compiled a pretty impressive Presidential Debate Drinking Game. There are sooo many shot-worthy phrases, but here are my favorites:
~Every time Palin says "nukyaler", take a shot of bleach.
~Every time Palin or McCain says "maverick", take a shot of wood alcohol.
~Every time McCain mentions Petraeus, post McCain/Petraeus porn to the internet.
~Every time someone says "Joe the plumber", take a shot.
~Every time McCain says "pro-abortion", punch him in the face.
This most recent debate was pretty good... the moderator was the best we've had yet, I think (unlike Brokaw). He was unobtrusive (unlike Brokaw) and kept the debate well within his control (unlike Brokaw). He also asked some really good questions. I have to say, I did enjoy the first moderator... lol marriage counselor. "Don't talk to me, talk to each other."
I'm really getting tired of McCain being a smarmy bastard and calling us "my friends" and so on. OH MY GOD OBAMA PLEASE WIN OH MY GOD PLEASE.
--Took the "Book Quiz" that was on Gina's lj.
You're The Poisonwood Bible!
by Barbara Kingsolver
Deeply rooted in a religious background, you have since become both
isolated and schizophrenic. You were naively sure that your actions would help people,
but of course they were resistant to your message and ultimately disaster ensued. Since
you can see so many sides of the same issue, you are both wise beyond your years and
tied to worthless perspectives. If you were a type of waffle, it would be
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
Lol whut. I've never read this book, or I expect this would make more sense to me. None of this applies to me at all, although I like the idea of being a Belgian waffle.