SERIOUSLY DEADPOOL WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.
Also, the Espio I was talking to turned out to be the same one that was in Econtra under a different name. I discovered this when he said, and I quote, "Heh, the last time I met a Robin I was in a war camp. He was dating a moody greek goddess." And then I died laughing. And now Robin's all awkward and embarrassed, because talking about dating is a good way to make him flustered.
...In other news, Jarvis and I popped a tire on I-5. FUN RIGHT? It was pretty tame, except that it happened in a stretch with no exits to surface streets, just highways, so I had to pullover on the side of the highway. I was too chicken to change a tire by myself just a few feet away from SCARY TRAFFIC OF DEATH, so I called Mazda's roadside assistance to help me out. A completely unrelated tow truck got to me first, and after some mild confusion, the dude decided to help me out for free, even though he totally didn't have to. I hope lots of nice things happen to this man, he totally deserves it.