"MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKS
EVEN THOUGH THIS HOLIDAY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST IN HALF THESE WORLDS SO IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE FOR YOU TO GIVE A SHIT
IT SURE DOESN'T EXIST IN IVALICE OR I'D SOMEHOW RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE
MAYBE INSTEAD OF COAL IN YOUR STOCKING I PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK AND HAVE SOLDIERS RAID YOUR HOUSE, I CAN DO THAT
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, I JUST SHOT YOUR CHOCOBO
EVERYONE HAS "LAPDANCE FROM FRAN" AT THE TOP OF THEIR LIST BUT THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO AFFORD HER SO THEY GET SOCKS AND MAYBE A SOUVENIR SUNSTONE"
...Now that's the Christmas spirit right there. :DD Also, he told Robin he hopes I'm having a seizure.
Robin, meanwhile, has successfully navigated his existential crisis, with the help of Jeannie and
In other news, Mary showed up out of the blue, wanting to stay on our couch. So I guess we have a houseguest tonight. Surprise!
I won't even be here, though. I'm leaving