...I continue to be mortified to find myself reading Batman/Superman fic. I believe I mentioned enjoying Tim/Kon? Yeah, guess where that took me. ...I SWEAR I DON'T SHIP IT. Like, for me, Batman and Superman have this epic bromance. It's like this:
[Scene: Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are very, very drunk]
Clark: I LOVE YOU MAN, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!! [hugs Bruce]
Bruce: OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU TOO MAN, WHY ARE YOU HUGGING ME?! [shove shove, get off plz]
...I don't see the sex, I really don't. But dammit if the fandom doesn't have some really freaking good writers. So I'm reading it anyway. ...Dammit.