1. What curse word do you use the most?
Hell, I don't fucking know, does it look like I give a shit?
2. Do you own an iPod?
...What the hell's an iPod?
3. What person on your flist do you talk to the most?
Well it used to be Jaina. ...I guess I've been talking to Ed a lot recently....
4. What time is your alarm clock set to?
I don't have an alarm clock, and wouldn't even if we were allowed electronics. Waking up to a blaring noise like that is bad for you. A girl needs her beauty sleep, you know~?
5. Do you still remember the first person you kissed?
...Sort of. It was kind of forgettable.
6. Do you remember where you were on 11/9/01?
Do I look that old?
7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
If you want to take a picture of me, you can just ask. I might even say yes~.
8. What was the last movie you watched?
I don't remember what it was called, and I think I slept through most of it. It was boring.
9. Do any of your friends have children?
...Friend is kind of a strong word....
10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
My no-good bounty hunting partners used to all the time. What was their problem, anyway? I'm a very hard worker. ...I think they were just jealous that success comes to me so naturally~.
11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep?
I don't usually need help falling asleep. ...Does booze count?
12. What cd is currently in your cd player?
Ha! That's funny!
13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Well, everything's always better with chocolate~.
14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Not this week, no. Disappointing, really. I need some more blackmailing material.
15. When was the last time you had Starbucks?
You're kidding, right? ...When was this quiz made?
16. Can you whistle?
Well, I can. I don't make a habit of it.
17. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
How easily I can sucker him out of his money~.
18. What are you looking forward to?
GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
19. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
20. Do you own any band t-shirts?
...Please. T-shirts are so unflattering.
21. What will you be doing in one hour?
Nothing that's any of your business. Why, what will you be doing in an hour?
22. Is anyone in love with you?
............I think most people are~.
23. What was the last song you heard?
Ugh. Whatever crappy guitar stuff someone insisted on posting with their PDA the other day.
24. Last time you cried?
...Don't you know? Big girls don't cry~.
25. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?
I'm on a stupid PDA thing.
26. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
And mess up my flawless skin? No thank you~.
27. What’s the weather like?
Miserable crappy Earth winter.
28. Would you ever date a girl/guy covered in tattoos?
I knew a guy with a tattoo, once. He was an ass. ...Anyway, I don't date.
29. What did you do before this?
Stuff that's none of your business. Smoked a cigarette. More stuff that's none of your business.
30. When is the last time you slept on the floor?
I dunno, like a month ago? ...Shut up, I don't make a habit of it, Mel and I just had a lot of fun with that whiskey blending kit she gave me for Christmas. ...Which is, by the way, the best Christmas present ever.
31. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I'd say at least ten hours a night. Getting enough rest is important, you know~? Looking this good isn't easy.
32. Do you eat breakfast daily?
Absolutely. Why wouldn't I? It's all you can eat for free~.
33. Are your days fast-paced?
34. What did you do last night?
Wouldn't you like to know~?
35. Do you use sarcasm?
Of course not, some people might consider that rude.
36. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Shame on you, you should know better~. Never ask a lady her age, it's bad manners~!
37. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
My job does not really require writing skills....
38. Have you ever been to six flags?
...Should I know what that is?
39. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?
...That's a difficult question. On the one hand, men are a bunch of lunkheads. On the other hand, it's easier to get lunkheads to do what you want~.
40. Do you like mustard?
Sure, why not.
41. Do you sleep on your side?
42. Do you watch the news?
Not here. There's no news, and if there was, it wouldn't be worth my time. Back on the Bebop, sure, all the time.
43. How did you get one of your scars?
A vampire BIT me.
44. Who was the last person to make you mad?
Whoever smuggled that love potion into my fridge. When I find out who did that, I will KILL them.
45. Do you like anybody?
I like myself just fine. ...Yeah. I'm pretty awesome~.
46. What is the last thing you purchased?
You mean, back when I had money? ...Fuel for the Redtail, I think.
47. What side of the heart do you draw first?
...What kind of question is this?
48. Can you dive without plugging your nose?
49. What colour is your razor?
Blue. ...That's a weird question.
50. What is your blood-type?
Uh... B, I think? Who cares?
51. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
52. What is a rumour someone has spread about you?
Word on the street is I'm the reincarnation of Poker Alice~. That's silly, of course, there's no way that could be true, but I don't mind the rep~.
53. How do you feel about carrots?
I'll eat anything.
54. How many chairs at the dining room table?
Four. Don't think I've ever used more than two at a time.
55. Which is the best Spice Girl?
What? ...Wait, they're that old pop group from the 1990's, right? ...Am I supposed to know their names?
56. Do you know what time it is?
Yes. Do you?
57. Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
...Huh? Is that some kids' show?
58. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
I'd call Jet to come get me out~.
59. What’s your favourite kind of gum?
I don't really have a preference, but I thought I'd inform Mr. Short, Dark, and Spiky that the Glock 30 is by far the superior weapon.
60. T or F: All’s fair in love and war?
True, of course~!
61. Do you have a crush on anyone?
...Oh please, what do you think this is, secondary school?
62. Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
63. Do you like to sleep?
...I think maybe we've covered this topic already. Can we have a question that's less tired?
64. Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
Wow. This is an antique. Why the hell would I know that?
65. Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
Oh wow. Now that's an oldie.
66. Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
I want my zipcraft back.
67. What’s something you’ve always wanted?
100,000,000,000 woolongs would be nice~.
68. Do you have hairy LEGS?
EW. No. ...Was it necessary to capitalize that?
69. Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
I'd prefer to sunbathe on the beach, thank you~.
70. Do you wear a lot of black?
No. Black's so dull and boring... anyway, I don't want people thinking I'm going to a funeral all the time, that's grotesque.
71. Describe your hair:
Dark purple, straight, and cut to give the best possible frame for my face and neck~.
72. Do you have Entomophobia?
Ew, is that some kind of disease?
73. Are you an adult?
Last I checked.
74. Where is/are your best friend(s)?
I prefer the word "comrade", it comes with fewer emotional attachments.
75. Do you have a tan?
No, which is a ghastly shame, but there's just nothing to be done! It's winter in the Ukraine out there, and I haven't found a good salon yet.
76. Are you a television addict?
I wouldn't put it like that, but God I wish we had television here! Anything to alleviate the boredom, I'm beginning to learn how to bore a hole in the ground with my eyes. ...Heh. I wish~.
77. Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
...I don't have a mother. ...Didn't you know~? I'm a fairy, I appeared with the morning dew~.
78. Are you a sugar freak?
I'm not any sort of freak, thank you. But of course I like sugar.
79. Do you like orange juice?
Yes, I like orange juice.
80. What sign are you?
I'm a Leo~. Rrrrrrrrrooooooowwrrrrrrr~....