OKAY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS EPISODE OF HAWAII FIVE-0 IS THIS HAPPENED:
I MEAN THIS SHOW IS ALWAYS EXTREMELY GAY BUT THIS WAS THE GAYEST EPISODE EVER, OH MY GOD IT IS SO GAY, AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW GAY, BUT BASICALLY THAT SUMS IT UP.
Okay but this is why else it is gay:
-Steve and Danny went on a date.
-SEE ABOVE GIF. NOTICE HOW YOU CAN SEE HIM MOUTHING "I LOVE YOU".
-Steve calls Danny "babe". This is significant. HE'S NOT EVEN FROM JERSEY, HE HAS NO EXCUSE TO HIDE BEHIND.
-Flirting, eye-fucking, pectoral fondling.
-Waitress tries to flirt with Steve and sign his cast and Danny BITES HER MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF. AND WHINES TO STEVE ABOUT IT. AND I QUOTE. Waitress: "Do you mind if I sign that cast of yours?" Steve: "No I do not mind." Danny: "He minds, and I mind too, if you sign his cast, so no." Steve: "I don't mind at all!" Danny: "Yes, y– No. ...You're going to let her sign your cast and not me, after everything I've done, for you? Hey, did he not tell you, what I did?" Waitress: "No!" Danny: "Well I saved his life, basically." ...WHAT EVEN.
-Meanwhile, while the show is airing, Daniel Dae Kim is liveTweeting, saying things like, "My my, what handsome men!", and "I think Danny can hoist him. LOOK AT THOSE GUNS!", and "Awww, we heart you too.", and "Will there be more Danno and Chin scenes? I hope. He's a good kisser." ...And other non-gay but hilarious and awesome things. Like, "Is the table twitter capable? Yes, but you have to wipe your whole body over it to send a tweet. It's a bit unseemly." And a whole pile of other hilarious things. And apparently he is with me on the whole 'H50 is actually a Batman AU' thing. DDK, you are my favorite, ilu.
In other news... best use of chopsticks ever! ...Hapa! :D ...Also hi Ando, how are you. You should head over to where Hiro is hanging out playing chief medical examiner AND THEN THERE CAN BE MORE GAY.
THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS! Man oh man, these people know what they are doing. They know who their audience is. I mean the "I love you" thing was very obviously improv on the part of Scotty, BUT THEY KEPT IT.
Thank you to onthecount and mysterious Tumblr source for the lovely gif, by the way.