...Actually, I probably shouldn't have said that, now she'll probably kidnap me just to get Batman to show up.
You other friends on my Flist, take note: if you come to the Big Island, I will drive to the other side of the island to see you, the actual existence of free time permitting. (I like driving. And also friends.) If that's not enough incentive, I don't know what is.
Let's just presume any jokes about it being a deterrent as already made, shall we?
...Of course, Flist, you really should just come to the Hilo side, it's better.